Ich bin ein großer Fan von Lustigen und mehrdeutigen Sprüchen. Darum hier mal eine kleine Auswahl der besten Sprüche:
- “Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” Carl Zwanzig
- “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger” Franklin P. Jones
- “Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at the moment.” Robert Benchley
- “A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking.”
- “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” Franklin P. Jones
- “Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”
- “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
- “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″
- “Some computer problems can only be solved by removing the user…” Markus Malzner
- “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”
- “Of course I don’t look busy…..I did it right the first time!”
- “The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein
- “The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”
- “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- “Wer sich auf seinen Lorbeeren ausruht, trägt sie an der falschen Stelle.” William Sloane Coffin
- “The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.” Robert Paul
